The Duchess of Sussex should empathize with the Duke of Rutland’s son, Lord Hugo Manners, who has been attacked by wakery forces for “country robbery” over his Indian clothing brand Joah.

Meghan suffered a similar attack in 2018 over the Indian motifs on her wedding dress.

My colleague Robert Hardman revealed in his book Queen Of Our Times that American and Indian academics called the dress “condescending”, “tone-deaf” and “colonial amnesia at its worst”.

Maybe she and Hugo should have stuck to tweed.

The Duchess of Sussex (pictured) should sympathize with the Duke of Rutland’s son Lord Hugo Manners

Lord Hugo Manners (far left), has been attacked by wokery forces for “country robbery” over Joah, his Indian clothing brand. Pictured: Lord Hugo Manners, Lady Violet Manners, Lady Alice Manners, Lady Eliza Manners and Charles Manners

Meghan suffered a similar attack in 2018 over the Indian motifs on her wedding dress. Pictured: Meghan’s wedding dress

Presenting an honorary degree to the Queen’s sister-in-law Camilla, did Princess Anne, the chancellor of the University of London, remember her youth when they both sought the affections of Andrew Parker Bowles?

Camilla married and later divorced him, while Anne was struck by the Catholic Guard officer.

All romantic ambition was dashed by ancient statutes which prevented the royal family from marrying Catholics, while retaining their rights of succession.

The Crown Succession Act 2013 removed this disqualification. Too late for Anne and Andy.

Queen Camilla (L) is presented with an honorary doctorate of literature at the University of London by the university’s chancellor, Princess Anne

Beer-loving President Xi Jinping didn’t give the impression he wanted to have dinner with Keir Starmer in Brazil.

He was famous for beer by David Cameron in 2015.

Prince Philip made sure Xi’s suite at Buckingham Palace was furnished with bottles of HRH’s favorite Double Diamond and even slipped a few bottles into Xi’s luggage for the flight home.

Shouldn’t Starmer have brought a crate of beer to Rio as a gift?

Brazil’s President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva (R) meets with China’s President Xi Jinping (L) at the Alvorada Palace in Brasilia, Brazil

Explaining her dyslexia, Cher says: “I don’t know my address and I don’t know my phone number.

“But I don’t care, if people want to find me, they will.” I say it’s the house with all the palm trees.

“And if I want to know my phone number, I click on Lucille Ball.”

Crazy charmer Cher saves her number under the Hollywood star’s name, safe in the knowledge that Mrs Ball won’t answer after she died in 1989.

Explaining her dyslexia, Cher (pictured) says: “I don’t know my address and I don’t know my phone number.

After John Prescott took a left jab at an egg thrower in Rhyl, he received a phone call from Prime Minister Tony Blair. “I got off to the best start,” Blair recalled.

“I’m sorry for what happened, it’s awful of him to do that…” After about five minutes of this rant, John cut me off. “I know you,” he said.

“I know what you’re doing.” You want me to apologize. Yeah – well, I’m damned sure not. So you can forget it.”

After John Prescott (pictured) left-handed an egg thrower in Rhyl, he received a phone call from Prime Minister Tony Blair

Anti-Brexit Bill Nighy used his mother’s Irish nationality to avoid the hassle of traveling on a British passport.

“I’m officially Irish now,” he tells Vogue. “I have an Irish passport. I stay in Europe.

Bill Nighy attends the ‘Joy’ Main Gala during the 68th BFI London Film Festival at the Royal Festival Hall on October 15, 2024 in London

The Who’s discoverer, producer Shel Talmy, who has died aged 87, was represented by Lord Hailsham at the High Court in 1966 after the band sacked him.

“The judge was confused by the name of the music combo, so Hailsham explained: ‘My client is suing The Who, as in the World Health Organization, M’lord.’