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Kamala Harris is trying to figure out hers – Daily News
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Kamala Harris is trying to figure out hers – Daily News

Believing she would be crowned president because she was nominated by the Democratic Party, Kamala Harris made her campaign theme “Joy.” The rookie has risen in the polls. The Dems, knowing how bad she was, put her in their Candidate Protection Program. Then they let the media reintroduce the most unpopular vice president as some kind of brilliant leader.

Kamala laughed and giggled at crazy things, awkwardly cultivating her “joy” theme. People started paying attention. They listened and realized they had no idea what she was saying or even what she was laughing about.

When she was forced to give interviews, they did not go well. She was upset about the interviews because she wasn’t told there would be questions.

In the 90 days that followed, Trump seems to have co-opted his “joy.” He dances at his rallies, smiling and confident. His comics make for real comedy. Meanwhile, Kamala grew increasingly angry. Trump stole her joy. Dems will revert to type; I fully expect an innovative, Soros-funded Democratic prosecutor to charge Trump with grand larceny (which, in most Democrat-run cities, carries a longer sentence than murder).

An indictment of Trump for joy theft would likely lead to the arrest of 30 heavily armed FBI agents, filmed by CNN, in a pre-dawn raid. But we all know he would never serve time for a killjoy arrest; he would plead to a lesser charge of “manslaughter.”

Kamala’s bottom line seems to be that Trump has dementia and is Hitler reincarnated, by the way. She sends her minions with that closing message: Trump is a Nazi and a fascist. When asked why Trump wasn’t a fascist dictator in his first four years, well, it’s because he has dementia and forgot to be.

Trump is so bad at being a fascist that his “Nazi” rally in Madison Square Garden had Jews, Hispanics, women, etc. in presence. Trump had the most diverse Nazi rally in history.

Kamala 1.0 didn’t work, neither did the “cheerful” Kamala 2.0. Now we have Kamala 3.0, angry, summoned. It has been reintroduced more times than the McRib. And like the McRib, the Kamala only works for so long.