If you’ve ever had a bad breakup, you may have fantasized about doing something mean to your ex on the way out. Well, some people took it even further (and some took it way too far). Recently on reddit, divorced people impart the most random thing their ex took to divorce and their stories are so wild. Here are some of the top comments:

1.“I was doing a 1,000 piece puzzle during our breakup. On the way out, after he came to get his things, he took a piece out of the puzzle box. I never got it back.”

2.“My rock collection. I started it when I was a kid and collected great rocks from different places I’ve traveled around the world. Over 30 years of great rocks. Three years later, I’m still mad.”

—getmeasodaplease

3.“We have had no contact and he has not shown up for the divorce hearing. It was an uncontested and simple divorce, so no big deal. Except when the judge started going through the documents, she said, “You know an Eduardo. Sanchez?”

“When he was handed the papers, he signed a fake name and nobody, including my lawyer, thought to check until I got to court. There’s no way to prove it, but I could tell from the judge’s squinty eyes that he was beating me. for the last time.

So it took me an extra month and extra legal fees because my incompetent lawyer refused to admit that they had absolutely failed me in the simplest action.”

—dirty antagonist

4.“I came home one day and the house was empty. Like completely empty. Even the ice cubes were taken out of the freezer. What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cubes out of the freezer?”

5.“My cousin’s ex used the joint account to buy ziplock bags and a scale and then proceeded to count half of the bandaids, Tylenol, flour, sugar, etc.

—iowanaquarist

6.“THIS IS MY MOMENT!!! He left the apartment after months of begging. I was working. He told me he would take half of everything. I came home and did what he said. Finally, go to the fridge to make dinner. . Open the fridge. IT LITERALLY CUT THE EGG BOX IN HALF!!!!

—Striking_Guava_5100

7.“I’m the little one. I took the mat. I still don’t know why to this day.”

8.“My ex took half the DVD collection, including movies they hated, just out of pettiness.”

—Jade-Radiant111

9.“One time a woman came into the bar where I worked and was giving a big tip. She was nice, respectful, and again, a great tipper. Turns out she was now the ex-wife of one of the shit regulars, and she was there to make him uncomfortable.”

“He tried to complain about her being there, and I kicked him out. This lady became a friend of mine, but she’s so petty that she took her ex-husband’s shelter.”

—Master_Air_8485

10.“Every nail clipper (I had at least four), every flashlight (I had three), every can opener (I had at least three) and the ladder I bought because I’m short and he’s not. Also the biggest pan. from our pan set i hate this guy”.

11.“A big bag of vibrators. He literally took a bag of feathers. Sometimes I wonder how he explained this when he met new partners. Something about being a single man with a huge collection of vibrators just makes me giggle. Man, go and prosper, I literally have nothing more to give.

—dirty antagonist

12.“My ex collected Scottie dog figurines and the like. Someone had given me a bottle of black and white scotch for Christmas. He insisted the bottle was his because it had a Scottie dog on it. He didn’t even drink!”

—LifeHappenzEvryMoment

13.“My ex and I split medical costs for our children 50/50. He once insisted that I reimburse him 50% of the cost of a Benadryl our son took at his home during a visit.”

14.“My ex took a beautiful bakery rack that my mom had bought for me a few months before she died. He knew how much he meant to me, and I still think about it 20 years later.”

—One_Tart3517

15.“He dug in his heels on the waffle maker he didn’t even know how to use because of the ‘need to cook for me now.’ He left all the pots and pans, the toaster, the microwave, the slow cooker and the Wüsthof set, but he needed the waffle maker to cook.”

—the sanedragon

16.“My ex wanted us to share the washer and dryer.

17.“The silverware. Left my plates but no utensils to eat with lol.”

—Sawwoodster

18.“He had given me a few books during our marriage. When he gave them to me in a box with my things after the divorce, he tore out the cover pages where he had written a personal message to me. And this was a guy who broke up with me because he cheated.

—WayOlderThanYou

19.“Lids to my entire set of stainless steel pots and pans. Lids only.”

20.“I was the mean one. He asked for every CD and DVD we had. So he took them, no plastic cases. Just a bunch of discs thrown haphazardly into a box. I left the box out, in a puddle.”

—Cheese with cheese

21.“He let me take my cat back, as agreed in the agreement. However, I was not allowed to take his bed, litter box, dishes, etc. And no cat carrier either. cat In case you’re wondering – no, he didn’t have any other cats.

—Squeaky45

22.“My ex-husband took the towel rack and toilet roll holder off the bathroom walls when he moved.”

—venus_envy7

23.And finally, “My puppy. He gave it, but the joke is on him. Two years later, the people she gave her to surrendered her to the pound and I was able to re-adopt her. I’ve had it for seven years. now and thank my lucky stars every day!”

Do you have a small ex? Or are YOU the little one? Share your story in the comments.