As you wake up from a night of Halloween debauchery dressed as a Chipotle fork or a Croc clog or a Stanley glass, you’ll find that you’re still haunted—and not by the Hawk Tuah Girl costume or other Spirit Halloween slop.

It could be the statue of one Nancy Pelosi’s office pooped did that hijack your dreams? Or the one bronze Dwyane Wade that flash before your eyes when you blink? A fleet of Doppelgängers Timothée Chalamet? HIGH PRICES FOR CHOCOLATE?!

No, it’s probably just a choice. Enjoy the test.

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