Thank you so much, Governor Healey!

Those are the grateful words of the thousands of violent illegal immigrant criminals who terrorize the nation, now that they know that at least Massachusetts will remain their “sanctuary” — from ever being arrested, let alone deported, by Donald J. Trump.

Naranja hombre malo — Orange Man Bad!

Yes, it’s been a very bad week for all the child-raping, welfare-taking Third World thugs who have been so warmly welcomed into the US for the past four years by the Democrats.

Despite the GOP landslide, rapists and machete-wielding home invaders still have a few friends left, including Gov. Maura T. Healey.

Deporting criminal illegal immigrants? Not on her watch! No way, Jose.

“No, absolutely not,” Healey pontificated on stateside MSNBC the night after the American people ended the Biden junta.

The State Police, she said, will not lift a finger to help the feds or any other law enforcement force end this unprecedented crime wave.

Would you like to meet some of the illegal thugs who breathe easier knowing Maura has their back no matter how many innocent Americans they violate?

This is Selvin Alex Galvez-Mejia, a 20-year-old Guatemalan. He was charged last summer with two counts of aggravated rape of a child, as well as indecent assault and battery on a person over 14.

Despite the horrific nature of the charges, after a pro forma appearance before a Democratic judge in Springfield, he was let off the hook.

The illegal bastard was finally captured on October 18 by the Federal Enforcement and Removal Operation (ERO) Boston. This is ICE – which Kamala Harris wanted to eliminate. Maura Healey campaigned for Kamala, because of course she did…

ERO is now keeping custody of the alleged Guatemalan pedophile, because if he’s ever turned over to the local Democrats, they’ll let him go again — and probably put him on welfare, too.

Another undocumented Democrat supporting Maura Healey is 28-year-old Mateo Hincapie Cardona, an illegal immigrant from Colombia.

Cardona was charged in Charlestown with enticing a child under 16, distribution of obscene material and lewd and lascivious exposure of a child.

At the behest of Joe Biden and Kamala, Cardona “migrated” to civilization last April.

By October, he had kidnapped at least one American child. He was locked up in the Suffolk County House of Correction, which is run by a corrupt Democrat hack named Steve Tompkins.

So far in his miserable career, Tompkins, a bum from New York, has been fined $14,800 by the state’s Ethics Commission.

ICE gave the High Sheriff a warrant to detain the accused pedophile, but Tompkins broke it and released the child abuser. ICE eventually took him to East Boston.

Why, you might ask, would an elected official—even one as dodgy as Tompkins—release a foreign demon?

Two words: Professional courtesy.

This is the crime wave that Healey so proudly supports. And it happens even in places where the Beautiful People congregate – like Nantucket.

On ACK, ICE recently caught five violent illegal immigrant criminals, mostly undocumented Democrats who rape children, but also at least one MS-13 gang.

To which Maura Healey says: No problem. Can we also bring you an EBT card or an Uber? All the free stuff will be paid for by the people we call trash.

Come on, Santos Guzman, 55, Dominican career drug dealer. After two state convictions, Trump kicked him out of the country in 2020. Kamala welcomed him back with open arms.

Ten months after the installation of the Biden junta, Mr. Guzman was again in the drug business in Massachusetts and was arrested again.

In announcing the guilty verdict against Guzman for illegal re-entry, the local US attorney’s office described the Dominican drug trafficker as the “Methuen Man”.

It’s a bogus title, but those are the DOJ rules. Until January 20th, the feds are not allowed to tell the truth about illegal immigrant crime. Don’t blame the locals. These are their orders from the Deep State.

Lie lie lie – it’s all part of the fundamental transformation of America. No, Maura?

In the unlikely event that she’s ever called out by any of the jailhouse Democrats in the Boston media, Healey will claim that when she talks about “migrants,” she’s referring to those thousands in motels-turned-flophouses.

All they want is a lifetime of free vacations for themselves and their ever-growing brood of babies.

Maura will say she’s just seeking asylum—from work. And from following the rules. And from obeying the law, any law.

Despite Democrats’ determination to turn Massachusetts into an even more failed state than it already is, help may be on the way.

Remember State District Court Judge Shelley Joseph, a spoiled brat at the Democratic State Committee in Brookline before the traditional nationwide search?

Joseph let an illegal immigrant drug dealer slip out the back door of her courthouse in Newton to escape an ICE agent waiting to arrest him for his endless crimes against Americans. He ran away. The judge gave a good chuckle.

Under Trump, however, she was indicted by the feds. Of course, she continued to be paid, and law abiding state taxpayers even got to pick up her legal pay. And once Biden was installed as president, the charges against Democrat Joseph were dropped.

Again, professional courtesy.

Well, guess who’s back in town on January 20th. Perhaps Governor Healey can continue to funnel endless billions in welfare to grumpy illegals.

But the Democrats’ official policy of cracking down on violent illegals, drug dealers and child rapists may soon be coming to an end.

All it will take is for the feds to make a Shelley Joseph-like arrest or two of these crooked judges and sheriffs on obstruction of justice charges.

We’ll soon see how dedicated Healey and the rest of the Kamala Klowns really are to the “fundamental transformation” of America if their jobs, pensions, and freedom are on the line.

As Americans, we are not looking for special treatment – just treat us like illegal immigrants.

When that day finally arrives and we once again have equal justice under the law, Americans will rejoice.

And Maura Healey and “Methuen Man” will be very, very sad.

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