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‘Breaking’ Biden Officially Likes Trump, Hates Kamala
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‘Breaking’ Biden Officially Likes Trump, Hates Kamala

The former president Donald Trump told rally crowd that President Joe Biden has “officially announced” that he supports Trump and “hates” the vice president Kamala Harris — then went off on a tangent before explaining that he was “joking.”

Just a few hours before the upcoming election day bomb The Des Moines Register POLL showing Harris ahead of Trump in Iowa, Trump spent the day campaigning in battleground states.

Trump spoke to supporters at a MEETING in Raleigh, North Carolina, on Monday morning, during which he discussed and weaved through a variety of topics, including a new “breaking news” take on his idea that Biden upsets Harris because of how he replaced at the top of the ticket.

He then launched into a series of attacks on the Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi before suddenly attacking “fake news” because he was probably about to report what he had said a minute earlier when he was only “joking”:

And here’s the news, it’s today. Sleepy Joe Biden has officially announced that he likes Trump better than Ka-MAH-la. (LUCK).

And I actually hate my guts, but Trump likes it more than he likes it. He hates – they entered the office. It just got 14 million votes.

I voted.

She’s one of the ladies in North Carolina, he voted – she said she voted, she probably did. Yes. Be interested – they get a camera chase. Why not? They spied on my campaign, didn’t they? So why the hell couldn’t you do that?

But Sleepy Joe said, I don’t want to go. “Go away, Joe.”

This is Crazy Nancy. It’s such a bad one. She is already planning a move to try to impeach him. I’m going to… she’s already, she’s a bad, sick woman. She’s crazy as a bug. She’s crazy. She’s a, she’s a…

do you remember what Remember he tore the paper behind me. He could have gone to jail for that. You are not allowed to do that. She’s a… I think, I think Nancy Pelosi is a disgrace.

They accuse me without any proof that I did nothing wrong. Fortunately, the Republicans supported me.

But Nancy Pelosi is a disgrace. The hate it brings. And she has a real hate. And yet it could sell off a stock like Visa did last week. Correct. And the next day, they announce a major investigation into Visa. But she got out.

And the fake news out there is doing nothing about it. They should be ashamed. (JEERS).

And by the way, just to get it straight, because there would be reports, probably already over the wire, I should have finished—just kidding about Joe. He didn’t say – he didn’t say that officially.

But I believe. Good. There’s probably already been an official report out that we have, you know, because there’s some pretty important stuff here. So when I say it’s official. No, no, just kidding.

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