Get ready to meet some of the best and most suitable ram names that are sure to get peak performance from your woolly warrior:

Ram-bo: Tough and fearless, he is the action hero of the pack. Always ready to charge into battle (or at least the neighbor’s paddock), there’s no chance of friendly fire with this ram – it’s all business fire.

Wool-are: The music master of the flock, this ram has rhythm and loves to throw a tantrum! While rap is in his soul, if the barn shakes, don’t knock!

Lightning of wool: A true throwback, this ram has more style than a barn dance mullet. It is automatic, systematic and hydromatic – whatever that means. But best of all, it’s “greased lightning”, so go, go, go!

Mr. Ramsalot: The knight of the paddock, this ram struts like he’s king and sits on a hay bale like it’s a throne. He has a noble attitude, a majestic woolly mane and ready for action (wink) – day or knight!

Ram-a-lamb-a-ding-dong: Emphasis on the “dong” because this ram has a great keel and has more energy than an espresso hunt. It means he’s always awake for a good while, if not for a long time, sorry ladies.

Smith Wool: West Coast born and bred, in the paddocks where he spends most of his days. Relax, relax, relax, nibble the weed and keep it old school. But don’t let the laid-back vibes fool you—when duty calls, he’s an action hero.

Lamborghini: Sleek, classy and faster than a farm dog to a TUX biscuit. This ram was built for speed. Sure, the sheep might roll their eyes at his need for speed, but he’s all about efficiency… and when it comes to serving the sheep, you know this is a winner. But let’s be honest – you probably overpaid for the badge on this one.

Wolverine: Tough as nails – literally. This ram has claws sharper than the best farm shears. He doesn’t need a haircut; is fully equipped to handle any wool shearing needs on its own. And as any passing sheep will tell you, it’s shredded.

Eve Hefner: Smooth, suave and always the center of attention, this ram lives the best playboy lifestyle in the paddock – complete with grotto. That captain’s hat might be a little big, but hey, he’s the ram that can pull off anything. He even has a wool robe to match.

So there you have it folks. When it comes to naming your new ram, remember: there’s a lot in a name. Choose wisely and your furry warrior may live up to his name.